The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!