The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power of women's rights.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Ladder hands.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!