The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to write a country song

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!