whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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the power to become pointless

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!