The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!