The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to die.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to become yourself

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!