The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the power... to read this

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!