The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to turn into a pebble

the powre to spel

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to have a atomic fart

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The Power To Fly Without control

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The ability to clean

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The ability to read your own mind

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!