The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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yo mama

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the power to get married

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!