- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

Endless falling....

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to predict the present

The power to only see glass.

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

the power to have another pointless superpower

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

Pointless Super Powers