The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!