The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!