The power to fart out of your hands.

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to do nothing

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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ability to run very fast forever

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to beathe

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to turn retarted

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!