to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to turn retarted

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!