- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drown on land.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to bleed anally at will

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

Pointless Super Powers