Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Ladder hands.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!