- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

the ability to look into your brain

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to unsee the unseen.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to do blink every 20 years

Super-slowness

The power to pee any color

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to become invincible when you're dead

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to be dead

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to not have any power at all

Pointless Super Powers