- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to get married

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power of self mind control

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

Pointless Super Powers