The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!