The power to make vegetables horny.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have no power

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!