The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

the power to fart out of your penis

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

Dejavu

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The ability to smell colors

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to die when you die

A book on how to solve a paradix

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to stop writing pointless super powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!