The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!