The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!