The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!