- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

The power to become helpless at will.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to change the colour of your appendix

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

the power to itch your teeth

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to make people work and read ????

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

Pointless Super Powers