The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to make everything worse

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yo mama

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!