- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

the power to beathe

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the power to talk backwards

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to get hard at will.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to plank

The power to speak with death people..

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to take edible shits.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

Pointless Super Powers