The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to fall up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!