- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to make everything worse

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

See through invisible people

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to be afraid of horses.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

Pointless Super Powers