The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!