The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to shit without squinting.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!