The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!