The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to jizz money

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!