The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to create powers

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to speak braille.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!