the power to be forever alone

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!