the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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X ray vision on chairs

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the power to jerk off

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!