The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to have no powers

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!