the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to be a snail

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!