- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to Google "Google".

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

the power to instantly die

The power to transform yourself into a door.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to display emotions at will

Pointless Super Powers