the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to become black!

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!