The power to fall up.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Nihat Do?an

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn retarted

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to see stuff

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to die if you think

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!