The power to clap 14 times a second

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!