Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

The power of Grayskull.

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

the power to be in AA.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

Really bendy thumbs.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!