- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to give the wrong directions

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power to speak braille.

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power to predict the present

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to get sick

the power to have another pointless superpower

the power to turn into nothing.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the power to fail at life

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to sh*t bricks

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

Pointless Super Powers