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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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the power to be super ugly
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The ability to not live forever
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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident
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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator
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The power to have anything you want that is free.
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the power tho vomit your poop.
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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.
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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...
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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).
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The power to piss only when sleeping.
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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral
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The power to be dead
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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.
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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.
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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country
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The ability to like this post
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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!
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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice
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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.
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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order
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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!