- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

Having the power to stand still

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

kabloooeeey!!!

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The power to do something while you can play games.

Pointless Super Powers