the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to Google "Google".

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!