The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Really bendy thumb

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to be a common person

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to go suicide

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!