Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to time travel to the present

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!