The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!