The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the powre to spel

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

levi Hahne is gay

The power to be superman with no power's

the power to transform into a rock.

The power to urinate in mouth.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The ability to read your own mind

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!