The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to release the bogus

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to not have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!