The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to not live forever

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!