The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to live.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to clean

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!