The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to drown on land.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to die at will

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to taste anything you smell.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!