The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

the power to transform into a rock.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to sexually attract whales

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

the power to jerk off

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Having the power to stand still

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!