The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The Power to die at will

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!