The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!