- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to a nokia phone.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to wish you had a power

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

Pointless Super Powers