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The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to create a unicorn online.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to volunteer as tribute.

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!