The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to beathe

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!