The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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to do nothing

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to see through my eye lids

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!