The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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to die when you are happy

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!