The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to fail at life

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to die at will.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!