The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power the convince people if they agree

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to read your own mind!

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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yo mama

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the power to get married

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!