The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!