the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power of being yourself

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!