- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to bleed anally at will

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The power to set money on fire

Ladder hands.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power of having the highest rated comment

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

Pointless Super Powers