The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to be super ugly

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!