the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to clean

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power of self mind control

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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the power to kiss your own ass

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!