The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!