- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The ability to clean

the power... to read this

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

the power to be super ugly

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

Pointless Super Powers