- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to fly.... in the water.

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to drown on land.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers