The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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Third armpit.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be dead

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!