- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to run at 0.5mph

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

Pointless Super Powers