The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!