- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to transform into baby food.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

the power to speak only in binary

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

the power to find a needle in a haystack

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to run Crysis.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to know who farted at any time.

Pointless Super Powers