The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!