The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!