The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!