Dejavu

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the power to youtube poop

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!