The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to become yourself

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to die at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!