The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to pee while standing up

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!