- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to smell poo...

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The ability to drop everything you hold

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to see what a person is wearing.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

Pointless Super Powers