- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The ability to make your heart teleport.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

Pointless Super Powers