- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to read your own mind.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power to grow new teeth.

swear words -jesse

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to get foot-boners

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to clap 14 times a second

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

Pointless Super Powers