The power to look through glass.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!