The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to have no power

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!